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Paying attention, fraudsters? Your buddies/role models over at Enzyte just got fried. A guilty verdict just came back on the company’s founder for conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering. Bob’s not smiling so much now, is he?

From the article:

Some former employees, including relatives of Warshak, pleaded guilty to other charges and cooperated with prosecutors. They testified that the company created fictitious doctors to endorse the pills, fabricated a customer-satisfaction survey and made up numbers to back claims about Enzyte’s effectiveness.

What? You mean an male enhancement product that everyone says works great really doesn’t work? Naturally, we can assume that the purveyors of every other male enhancement product out there would never stoop to such shameful depths to sell a crummy product.

Sigh. Who am I kidding? Of course they would. These guys just got caught. Still, chalk one up for the good guys with this guilty verdict! This guy will be exploring “natural male enhancement” for years whilst in prison. I hope he enjoys it.