To get in touch with Willfe, toss an e-mail to willfe@gmail.com or willfe@willfe.com. You can also sometimes reach me via Skype (check on the right-hand side where the text reads “Skype me, baby!” for my current status; if you’ve got Skype installed you can click that little widget to message me directly).

Comments and constructive criticisms are always welcome. Be warned, I do actually reply if I disagree with you (or if I agree). If you’re particularly trollish or otherwise insulting, your name might even appear up in bright lights on the main page as I quote you and shred your argument. I love a good debate.

Lawyers threatening lawsuits for stuff I write here are directed to have a quick refresher reading of the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, whose tattered remains I will likely try to hide behind if you actually make good on the threat. Yes, I really will make you bust out big guns and actually shoot them at me if you want to take something offline from here.

Ironically, I have disabled comments on this page, as this isn’t the appropriate place to leave public commentary on something that’s public-facing on this web site; this page is to instruct you how to contact me privately. If something on the site annoys you, go browse to it, and post your comment right on that page.