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Fair warning: I’m picking on the religious loons again. If that offends you, you’d better bugger off now and go read a church bulletin or something.

A church in Florida (ugh, dammit … why the hell do people in Florida try so damned hard to earn that “Florida” tag on Fark.com?) has issued a 30-day sex challenge — if you’re married, have sex every day for 30 days; if you’re not, keep it in your pants for 30 days. They’ve included handy-dandy logbooks to help you keep track! It’s the new marriage therapy!

Ahem. Um, no. Stay the fuck out of my bedroom. Why the hell do churches give a rat’s ass what I do with my “junk?” Am I banging alter boys? Nope. Am I banging somebody’s wife? Nope. Piss off — it’s just not your business. When is the “right time” to have sex with your partner? Any damned time you both feel like it. Sex is not a function of “gosh, honey, do you think the minister approves?” Sex is a function of “hey, are you in the mood? Yeah? Excellent, let’s go!”

Churches really need to just back away from the whole “interest in sex” thing. Quit trying to control it, quit trying to pry into the sex lives of other people, and quit fucking the kids. That’ll help a lot more than what’s being done now.

Folks, if you need marriage counseling, go to a real marriage counselor. You know — the kind that had to actually go to school, read books, study things, and earn the degree they display on their wall.