Get ready for a new generation of ijits, courtesy of a redesigned, more efficient, and cheaper milk bottle. It is apparently superior in every respect, from its stackable design to its cheaper manufacturing costs. Apparently, though, some people can’t figure out how to pour milk from the new design.

How fucking stupid do you actually have to be to have trouble with this? Sure, if it’s different and pours differently, you might get hung up the first time. But how can it continue to be an inconvenience after that? What’s your excuse when you’re still spilling this stuff once you get to gallon #10?