I don’t care if this is true or not … it still makes me laugh.

It’s a wonderful story if it is true — woman hovering around 30 (I think this one’s 32), wants kids. Starts boffing a guy. In reality, she’s boffing at least two guys (I’ve met plenty like these — they screw everybody they can find, and take their pick of the contenders when they’ve decided who the best “sugar daddy” will be), probably many, many more.

She decides the guy (the protagonist in this tale) is the “winner” — he’s the one who’s gonna knock her up and give her the baby she’s always wanted! Too bad he’s not actually the father — she just wants him to think he is.

She gives him the speech — “I’m pregnant, and it’s yours.”

There’s just one problem — he’s sterile. Had a vasectomy. Tested twice afterwards — he’s shooting blanks. The baby can’t be his. Oops. So, she’s a lying (and cheating) slut, and she’s trying to manipulate him.

Even when confronted with overwhelming evidence, she insists on clinging to her version of reality.

Oh well. The baby she spat out sure had its own idea of “reality.” Bet the real father’s pretty pissed, too

“If god doesn’t like the way I live,
Let him tell me, not you.”
[As seen on a button]