And Then Everybody Clapped

I hate it when people lie and use their children like this:

Her kid didn't write that. She did.

An eight year old girl would have spelled things better and more consistently ("everyone" is misspelled everywhere except at the bottom, whoops), had better penmanship, and not given a single shit about (or even understood) anything written down on that sheet of paper.

Don't use your kids as political mouthpieces, Allison, especially when you're not bright enough to fake it properly.